Lodown Issue 96

We rap a lot. We stack a lot.
We are selling magazines out of the boot. From the back of our pick-up truck. Probably because we are real and nostalgic people.
We are rather old-fashioned since we love the smell of paper.
It gives us a very different kind of high.
We don’t pay with our smartphones - we carry cash.
We have friends that we meet, and then we’re having a ball. Literally.
We like to shake hands, sometimes even the grabbing ones.
Physically, we are what’s happening on the outside.
We don’t give a fuck about the latest virtual hype cause it’s just fraction-free shit on the world’s data trash pile.
We carefully observe the false popular outrage that seems to get louder with every “click“.
The shitstormtroopers.
The know-it-alls.
The wannabe gentle souls.
The super-mothers.
The professionally disgusted.
The dotcomdons.
This boom and bust cycle people tend to like and share and comment on.
Fuck your singularity brain-dead second hand experience dispensing simulation.
We are on the forefront of the paradigm shift - we are Lodown since then. And up to now.
We don’t believe your future because it’s not designed for humanity.
Selfie this.

Now let’s get back to business.'

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